You know that restaurant that is like over by home depot?
That shitty one? I heard the food sucks there
It's my parent's restaurant
I thought she was going to get passionate and throw her on the bed and fuck her, but she just started breaking stuff.
That's the thing about women.
You know you have a problem when the only thing that saves you is that you drank so late into the night that you sleep through the designated walk of shame time window
i just googled "who won the civil war" . how can i still have a 97% in this class?
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Rent Disney Oceans. Smoke a bowl. Fast forward to the seal section. Then call me.
Im embracing the luau theme and maybe bringing a kiddie pool filled with alcohol. Im also embracing the high probability I will not remember this night.
i think he was starting go for a boob grab when we both realized the middle of a public tennis court wasn't the place
Sweetie, don't go home with him. You can do so much better. Everyone else at the bar agrees.
dude you literally had like 30 screwdrivers, i thought you were gonna die
that explains why my vomit smells like it came from florida
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In case you're wondering what eggs stolen from an elementary school's chicken coop taste like, delicious. Delicious is what they taste like.
Why did you load my phone up with pics of Al Gore?
HE HAS CHALLENGED MY BADNESS. I MUST CONQUER ALL THAT QUESTIONS MY POWER. BRING FORTH THE TIT PICS.
HE PEED ON ME. THE MANAGER OF THE BAR.
next time you go get food at three am and leave a rando here can you warn me??? Also i tazed him. but it was just my little one so i think he'll be fine. bring me some fries.
She tied me to her bed using her honor chords. Thank god for graduation!
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