I would do horrible things to your vagina.
Prove it.
Pat told us he showed us his penis because he's "a nice guy".
I can’t believe the potential orgy I left behind at Waffle House.
I wish I had a dollar for every time I've slept off a late night I dont want to remember in my recliner.
Just hit on a fat chick so shed buy me a drink. Then i walked away. Nice to see how the other half lives.
Drunk at a girls little league game. Hello summer.
Night out in new white coat = success. Offered free breast exams all night, two took me up on it, woke up with one. I love medical school!!!
hooking up with my manager sounds like an even better idea while i'm sober.
And yes, in case u were wondering a 25 year old high school agriculture teacher did just hit on me At Walmart bc of my pinata
i robbed the continental breakfast last night
Really? And is this the kinda party we talked about earlier?
Yup. It's just me crying in a closet eating soup
I am sure I don't wanna know but I have to ask... Why is there a kiddie pool full of jello in the living room?
I feel awful. The bartender added me on Facebook and there's chips all over the bathroom floor
I wrote him a note at the end of the final. I'm hoping I can flirt my way in to an A or B
This lady is talking to me and all I can think about is getting face fucked and doing cocaine. Not neccesarily together and not neccesarily in that order
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