i just want to meat her and do terribly wonderful things to her vagina...
I just wnated to let you know that I laminated my history notes so i can study in the shower.
i was picked up off the floor by a stripper, if thats not a new life low then i dont know what is.
So i literally just wrote sorry on my quiz and turned it in.
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This is all my moms fault. She shouldn't have encouraged my weird fascinations as a child
the gays at disneyland are vicious
He is crying over the toilet and his friends just came in and tried to make him take another jello shot.
I hate it when the guy who runs the chicken and waffles truck is convinced that I run a cult.
that is the opposite of a normal text message.
Last night, I listened to Aladdin on my ipod while I stole bread and cheese from Wal-Mart. I feel like you're the only one who'd be proud of me.
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And then you refused to pee in anything but a sink
I'm hiding in the bathroom at the library but there are children here I just want to drunk cry in peace
Oh my god the guy at DQ just gave me the number 69 and winked at me
Doing the walk of shame from the back of a Jeep to the porta potty it's parked next to while your dad watches is not what you want.
I don't remember that much at all. But I guess I met this guy from New Zealand and his dog, and then I punched someone in the face.
I got home and he was wearing a suit. He said he reason was because it was shirt and tie Saturday and that he won't change until midnight. He then proceeded to answer the door in a British accent.
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