ron's 8" boning knife is for sale. oh and it comes with a flavor injector.
High?
hahahahaha turkey breast
His ankle bracelet only gets in the way when I'm trying to take off his pants.
The kid taped his penis down so that he wouldn't get a boner while dancing with girls. Oh these middle school man whores never cease to amaze me.
He wore homemade jorts on our first date. I'm not sure if I should leave now or embrace the white trash lust and marry him
Restaurants Roasting People Who Gave Them Negative Yelp Reviews (25 Pics)
i love that you felt the need to clarify that you don't actually have drugs in your vagina.
You walked in with a firecracker and a doughnut then demonstrated what a lazy job he did fucking you
any interest in drunk sledding later? if not, any interest in driving me to the hospital later?
I wish Samuel L. Jackson would narrate our bar crawls
Please root for the ravens. I now have oral sex riding on this and it's been sooooo long
Woman Posts Harassing DMs From Creep Online, Now He’s Upset Because People Told His Mom
Remember, ur body isn't a visitors center
I am debating about my sub. I am not quite sure I can be the dom he needs.
I opened the door and his girlfriend was standing there; we made silent, prolonged eye contact as I quietly put on my panties and left.
Yes I peed all over myself and lost both my credit cards, who wants to know?
Nah it's alright, I'll just ride cock all the way to hell
I just woke up naked in a bed with your brother. WHAT THE HELL HAPPENED TO NOT LETTING EACH OTHER DO STUPID THINGS?
You fucked my brother?!
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