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All I remember is yelling at him to admit he liked Bon Jovi, then accusing him of giving love a bad name.
:)
Wipe that smile off your face.
I just won Halloween Walk of Shame Bingo!
Just realized the hot girl at the office got a boob job over the Holiday.....she is now super-hot girl.
Come on... In this relationship-economy, you gotta have "awesome blowjobs" on your resume.
Laurln. I am dying. I am npt alive. Adderrall is not a real thing. Death is a rwal thing which I understandably
i was really disappointed no one would drink beer from our cleavage last night except for us
I was giving him a blowjob but we had to stop because he started crying when his cat walked in and started staring at us
How have you never felt a dick as hard as mine?
Doing a walk of shame at Wal-Mart at 3:30am because when I left at 11pm I was getting milk
Dude.. She just busted into my house wearing a ski mask, a poncho, and thigh-high pink hooker boots and yelled, "THE CABS ARE HEEERRREEE!!"
Wow. I want to climb Santa. You've made my mind go places I wasn't prepared to explore.
Honestly his girlfriend says she hates me cause she thinks im trying to get him to cheat on her with me...she should hate me cause i already accomplished that.
Legit just looked at the gin bottle and said, “Aw fuck, I’m going to feel this in the morning.”
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