Is it bad to mix sunny d with vodka if i dont have any real OJ?
I've mixd ketchup with vodka before and called it a bloody mary, so, no.
We need to have an Itty-Bitty Titty Committee mtg somewhere in the range of 5 minutes to ASAP.
the orgasm was like being thrown to the other end of reality, so getting a nosebleed from it wasnt too upsetting at that point
Thank GOD those kids were having a lemonade stand, I didn't have anything to wash down my plan b with.
how did i get to the car and why are my shoes broken
Just so we're clear, that's a yes to the honey, but if you get marshmallow fluff anywhere near my body we are never doing this again
You need to tell him your pregnant or we need to stop playing doubles beer-pong. My liver is begging you.
We had a deepthroating contest with breadsticks at Olive Garden
I never thought I would be having sex behind a shower curtain that wasn't in a bathroom.
Best case scenario: sex with hot bartender \nWorst case scenario: no sex and punched by tattooed guy that may or may not be said bartenders boyfriend.
A place where it's acceptable to show body parts is not a good place for me to be.
Well she made a 15 year old cry, the grandmother did an ice luge and I woke up to the sound of sex moans
You handed me an unpeeled grapefruit off the frat basement floor and then took a bite out of it.
I think this Canadian beach volleyball player might be my soulmate. We could check each other's shoulders for melanoma.
My roommate made maccoroni last nigh dropped the bowl off the counter knocking it into the dog bowl he picked up the dog bowl and started eating it claiming it was te worst Mac and cheese ever and if he wasnt so high he would stop eating it hahahaha
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