umm..so Dad's wearing a thong, I don't know what to do
put a dollar in it?
Girl last night got so wet when I was going on down her it flooded up my nose. I nearly drown
I'm at my inlaws playing Scrabble. Go Fuck Yourself.
her fupa was seducing me. this is the last time i'm doing shrooms.
your address is 607B right?
yeah why?
i need to tell the guy bringing over the flaming bag of dog shit where to put it
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i hate this class. from the way they're all staring you would think they've never seen a girl in basketball shorts, heels and sunglasses.
We are not in the same countries and I heard about your hook up last night BEFORE you.
My hickies are dark enough that I can feel drivers judging me from across an intersection
The guy at the Apple store said the warranty does NOT cover getting cum out of the keyboard. I can't believe I believed you.
The only pictures I have are of me being stoned or me looking like a man, which do you prefer?
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Alive.
So much puke
That moment when you cant decide between eating spaghetti or a Popsicle for breakfast
This morning on my way to work I saw a guy ride his bike straight into a woman and her dog while trying to light a bowl. Thought of you.
Guys always stop talking to me right around the point that if they bought me food a couple times I would probably have sex with them.
Once again being low on toilet paper is forcing us into another round of our favorite game - toilet paper roulette - where there can only be 1 winner. Maybe.
She is getting high and watching the Hobbit. I want her life.
So she is basically watching her own life story: short people traveling to strange places.
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