I don't think your that much of a whore. your like a whore-let. a mini whore.
I found a girl on our couch wearing lederhosen this mornig... I dont know if i should be impressed or ashamed
Get out of your relationship and into my pants.
i feel this outfit says i'm better than you, but i might give you a handjob behind a building
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I was woken up at 4am by a stranger shaking my foot who said I looked like I needed a cigarette.
When I realised he had a girlfriend I just started telling them about my ex and how I write poetry about him. Which I then read to them. They just gave me pity looks and left me to finish my spliff alone.
Fuck away man. Like 3% of these new people will be back next week. This is the best week of the year to slam bitches at the gym.
DID YOU REALLY JUST GIVE ME A FIRST BASE SIGN
When did angry sex become our thing?
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Ok get your liver ready for the weekend. Harry Potter Drinking Game Marathon is a go. BYO liquor of choice, rule cards at the door. I wanna see some Hagrid level drinking out of you, Muggle.
Just finished off half a bottle of vodka. Can't take in anymore liquids so I ate 3 spoonfuls of your powdered gatorade to fight off the hangover. Wish me luck and check me for a pulse when you get in!
I shaved my pussy for you. If you complain about a single hair that I missed again, you will be greeted by a bush the next time you go down on me and i will MAKE YOU KEEP GOING
I could drive to your house and kick you in the nuts right now....and not even stop for a burrito
Cant get off the floor. Need more beer. Send help.
I'm sexting at my family's 4th of July BBQ and I feel no shame....
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