fix you gags fore go to garrits please? !!!!!!!
What does that mean?
How when the cu k dos I yet u
Focus
No seriously, I have to sell the house because my wife found out I'm gay.
yep. he's not circumcised. how did it take me six months to realize THAT?
I just farted at work and tried to cover up the noise by shuffling papers around
I love seeing the creepers that friend request me outside of facebook. its like seeing a unicorn in the middle of campus.
Just traded a samurai sword for some drugs. It's gonna be one random ass night
So just to get a feel for things...how prone are you to male Amish strippers...
Just witnessed a bar fight started by a guy wearing a construction vest cuz he didn't like the other guys shirt
the cab driver asked if you were our mom. you definitely shouldn't have tipped him so much.
I plan on having so much gay sex in our house while you gone.
Dude! I just figured out I can successfully hide a 4oz flask between my boobs without endangering my cleavage! College: conquered!
This chick at the gym, just informed me I was super funny this weekend. Especially when I untied her friends bikini top after throwing up in the women's restroom. SWEET black out chronicles has another story
He said he looked out his window and I was sitting in the grass with blood everywhere talking to a dog.
Don't let me publish my memoir unless "hurt my ankle drunk irish dancing" is at least the title of a chapter because that is really the whole story of my life.
I’m torn. She’s crazy - like legitimately “Wear your skin as a suit” crazy. But her blow jobs and dirty talk are Pornhub quality!
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