Driving out to Plano is like driving away from your twenties
Her life must suck. All she's got is "Miss Shamrock" WHICH SHE LOST!
champagne bombs. Yes, i think that is where things may have gotten out of control.
Listen, everyone has a price and mine is free taco bell.
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I'll have you know that I'm still picking duct tape residue off my wrist from sunday
It was like the titanic mixed with those sad puppy commercials mixed with jello shots
Of course the bar would go completely silent right as I yell out "I don't have AIDS"
Not only did my parents pick me up from his hotel room in the morning, but he also came outside and had a casual little chat with my dad through the driver's side windrow.
when I called the strip club they said there was a note with my credit card. "girl who punched guy in throat" fuck daytona
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If you walk into a place and someone says "happy birthday" while handing you a shot. You. Take. It.
Death by dick. An honorable death. Put a picture of his dick in the photo collage at my funeral.
He referred to his penis as "The Purple Headed Yogurt Slinger." I'm both disgusted and turned on
I wish I could be the kind of drunk Bobbi is... She stumbles around outside at 4am with a broken high heel and babbling about rainbows and getting dick...
I’m traumatised. Bring vodka and condoms.
Holy. shit. Chris has no pants on. In public. Fuck. Need you.
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