It was amazing what she could do with her one good arm.
No, don't worry. We're not going to get THAT arrested.
We're going clubbing with matching soccer jerseys on.
What will that accomplish?
It will accomplish clubbing with matching soccer jerseys on.
She called herself a train and then took off all her clothing. I forget everything after that.
I saw you two flinging Jello at the sidewalk if that helps jog your memory.
You said your dick dragged you up the stairs
Idk. I woke up marinating in beer on my beanbag. Idk what you mightve done.
She wanted to roleplay. Apparently you be snow and i'll be a plow wasn't an option
This is going to be the time I got green body paint on Chris' ceiling all over again...
I'd rather not be labeled as that girl who came over, drank a bunch of their alcohol, woke up the 5 year old, broke shit and left
Dude we both faced 40s of steel reserve which is like saying, "Hey, I'm a complete piece of shit!"
I woke up on his couch and my bra was flung across the floor and filled with animal crackers
Stay calm. It's a titty bar. A ring of cocaine will protect you.
Stop calling my penis "Fat Jesus"
Cancelling your gym membership calls for alcohol.
If that guy asks u bout me, I said my name is Jenelle, from CT, I'm a cat behiavor consultant and I'm 29. Back my story up
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