Exactly. All of us sinners go to hell and get nothing while all of the goody two shoes get to go to heaven where its all pink floyd, lasers, and pot.
It was huge And he was twirling it around. Im telling you, beautiful wonderpenis
I also tried to drunkenly adopt a kitten last night. It didn't pan out.
you just knocked on the window of the ambulance and waved at me as we drove away
There's two big trays of water in our freezer. I just hope they freeze by Saturday. for the ice luge.
its Wednesday...
they're reeeeeally big trays
I'm off the liquor
You're forefathers are ashamed of you. They didn't struggle to make it to America so that you could become a soft dick
Not sure if it's my shorts, hat, shoes, hair or soul but one of the above just got me drunk again from the glorious aroma of Keystone Light.
I'm gonna have sex with my clothes on and I'll know everyone there so I'll be in my comfort zone
do you know how hard it is to bring up the "what do I do if you conk out while we're fucking" conversation while maintaining the dignity of.the narcaleptic girl you just met?
I just want to let you know how hung over I am today and I fucked a girl in a kangaroo costume last night.
I will kill you in such a brutal way if you ever de-pants me again on the dance floor it will make the stock market ticker
Tune in tm morning for how to buy Plan B in a foreign country while coming down off ecstasy
He said he wanted to lick the breadcrumbs off my chest
We should have a mid-burrito sex-break, too. Just so we don't get too full all at once
Good point.
I love how when he said ecstasy pills both of our heads whipped around like a couple of horned owls.
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