let's have our labels/stereotypes/careers for each kid by next week.
oh how i love working at summer camp.
My number went up to seventeen today. I forgot to add my random hookup on a sailboat.
i just made my gag reflex go away.
So... 5th graders can't whisper for shit, but apparently I have an awesome rack.
Haha. Niice.
Yeah, I didn't know whether to be shocked or flattered.
both.
Last night you tried to pee on my bed...in the hallway...your room...and the showers. When I finally got you on the toilet you passed out.
Did you write "I hope this gives you aids" on my box of capn crunch?
The number of people who end up getting laid as a result of the cha cha slide....is terrible.
Drinking vodka and pirating music in the library. Welcome to finals week.
In bathroom. Hand in air with cell phone. Help.
It's been awhile, you pregnant yet?
The date went significantly better after the fifth shot of fireball.
My dick has been in way too much crazy the past 2+weeks, but hey it feels good to fuck consistently again
I'm not a morning person, and, trust me, no matter how good your cock may be, it will not turn me into one.
I can't believe just smoked out of a pear
I can't believe you had a pear already made to smoke out of, that was impressive
A Valium induced mom decided to walk into my bedroom this morning without knocking. Guess what I was doing? FML
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