ive been sending my husband naked pics of my whole body from my phone..its a work phone. do you think our boss can see? if so, im either getting fired, or a raise.
Contrary to popular belief, while 19 is an attractive age, it does not equate to sexual prowess.
Her name starts with A and ends with whore.
absolutely not. he will always be that kid that threw up a ham and cheese sandwich in fourth grade to me.
just ate frosted cheerios in coffee with some marshmellows. the college diet begins
it was like fucking with batman, he had gadgets i never even imagined
she was carrying the quesadilla around the bar like a security blanket
how do i say, "my ex is going to be at this party so don't look like shit" without sounding like a bitch?
I really couldn't tell if she was disgusted with the fact that I yacked on her shoes, or if she was about to do the same to me.
when you agree to fuck a guy it does by NO means make it okay for his roommate to hide in the closet with doritos and watch
I deserve a fucking award for best roommate. I just cleaned his room, so he can have a 3 some
shes wearing an ankle tracker so she should be easy to find
It's a noodle incident. All I can say is that it was completely accidental, no one was too seriously injured, and I'm not allowed back to that bar without a designated pusher for my wheelchair.
My vagina is officially offended.
i just read a article called "Booze, Drugs, and Bipolar Disorder"... i think someone is writing the memoirs of my life
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