i walked into his room and he was eskimo kissing his weed..
I love online classes. Spent the last part of my lecture taking apart a teabag and filling it with weed.
What do you mean when you say no pre-party sex?
i just opened up my bathroom cabinet to get deodorant and found 4 bottles of natty. Its like the world wants me to miss this interview
She used the word "fragged" in proper context. tell me that's not bust-nut hot.
Nothing like a $37 iTunes bill. Jesus Christ do you know how many $2 beer/shot specials that is??? The answer is 16. 16 beer/shot specials.
so not only am i rooming with two chicks on the volleyball team, but we just put down the deposit on a hot tub. this is going to be the best summer ever for my dick.
Just had a tranny complement my outfit. Looks like I'll have to change before we go out.
SHE WON'T ROUND UP MY GRADE! I have a 79.8% I ONLY MISSED TWO CLASSES!!! ONE WHEN I GOT DRUGGED AND ONE WHEN MY CAR GOT BROKEN INTO!! I'm interculturally competent. I used to date a Italian/Cherokee Indian. I fucked a Palestinian. How much more pro-peace can you get?
Do you know of any good hiding spots in the Atlanta area?
Kriste-san. Brian-sensai going to sleepy times acturry. Kriste-grasshopper will spend fun-fun times with Brian-sensai and glorious redbox movie tomorrow yes?
Most creative movie date proposition... ever.
That's like doing a cinnamon challenge in my vag - but more painful.
he just fucked me for my cheese.
We are literally scheduling phone sex... if that's not long distance af then i don't know what is
This sucks! All of the twenty something dick I was getting went home when the university closed
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