i was looking up hair salons in ithaca for the wedding and one is a hair salon/ sake bar! you can have sake or champagne while you get your hair done!
question, how would one sake-bomb while getting hair done without getting a horrible haircut?
Circus confirmed... Jello shots before 9 pm are not cocktails for sucess
what about "I will fuck you for a jamba juice" do you not understand?
I'd suck anything for a pizza right now
Restaurants Roasting People Who Gave Them Negative Yelp Reviews (25 Pics)
So you really have to stop introducing me to girls and afterwards saying "he has his dick pierced" let them find out for themselves
I feel as though I could trust her, I mean she did tell me she was married before we had sex.
why did you let me tell everyone that you can get herpes from the ice luge and then let me do the ice luge?
i'm pregaming while finishing a paper on cardio myocyte contractility in mice. i'm kicking finals week's ass right now
I'm going to see if it catches on fire again, then I'll make the decision.
Woman Posts Harassing DMs From Creep Online, Now He’s Upset Because People Told His Mom
I was just crying my tits off and he was just sitting there listening. I was an open book of embarrassing life stories.
Wine is not your friend.
I'm beginning to think that women just have dogs at home as an excuse to leave ASAP after hooking up, without sounding like a typical guy.
Do you think dominoes pizza would deliver faster if I told them I just had shower sex and that always makes me hungry?
Omg you can't vacuum salsa that's just ridiculous
Also, I have your check. Also, still wanna drop acid?
One day i'll wow you with artfully trimmed pubes.
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