Soap is not a condiment
im gay
i know
yea but for you.
Peanut butter while high is kinda stressful
I'm making tacos. Give me one good reason why we shouldn't be high while eating those tacos.
She's a virgin AND a minister's daughter. We're one schoolgirl outfit from the dear penthouse trifecta
I'm just high and in my robe and I would suck a dick for some pizza rolls. I can't talk about your problems right now
Can we make a sex game out of monopoly somehow?
Just broke my collar bone. May not make it to the party.
this celing is unfamiliar to me... im just vaguely wondering where i am. but not quite concerned enough to do anything about it.
It could happen. I haven't creeped the rest of the guest list yet.
Just creeped. Everyone is a passable 7. Orgy is a go!
We went to Olive Garden so high we didn't talk and managed to be awkward enough for the waiter to ask if it was our first date
He sent me a blank text message. That's a booty call waiting to happen
This country song on the radio just had a rap break. What. No. Why.
Wedding party came into the bar an hour ago. Mother of the bride is a stage five clinger. send help.
Caitlin, you were laying in your bed feeding your dog ritz chips and singing a whole new world at 4am loud enough your neighbors came over an asked you to stop.
I love my life
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