i don't know what kind of porn he watches.. but that is NOT how you do it...
Brandon just fucked that chick! I tried to warn him but T9 said she had "puppy roses" instead of "pussy sores"
If no ones going to say it, then I will. Vanessa Hudgens boobs are weird looking
birth control should be required to get into college
The less money I spend on drugs, the happier my mom will be.
I have a callous on the palm of my hand just below my ring finger that is entirely from opening so many beer bottles. I'm strangely proud right now.
He told me he wanted to sober fuck the shit outa me... I took that as a compliment
Just try not to burn your pubes off with sparklers this year.
No promises
Young lesbians are the worst. And also what got me through high school, sooooo
Also, I've finally come to the point in the relationship when having sex with socks on is ok.
It just smells like spaghetti and despair.
we could do so many fantastic illegal things together. sexually and otherwise.
Just cried watching Wimbledon, worst comedown ever.
Now I just sit back and wait to give ass birth to pure evil.
who says I'm not relevant to the kids today? Just had snapchat sex, blows the roof off aim cyber sex
Randomize
