I'm kindof freaked out about my cock not getting up this morning. Cove over later so I can sort this out. Do not post this on texts from last night.
Damn that would have been a great one. Hahah and don't worry...
My dick has been asking about u. He said he didn't do anything wrong n I'm a dumbass
Saved 180 Bucks tonight. Pulled my own tooth. More money to party with.
I want to drop kick Stephanie Meyer
you spelled her name wrong
not you too!!
Fat spanish girl grinding against air conditioner. ive seen everything now
I'm sick of being broke. I had vicodin and frosting for lunch.
And I can say one thing, I look pretty good in high wasted pants. I don't know if that helps. But I do. God I'm high.
It's gay softball weekend. Lots of hot gay strangers to go home with.
You told the bartender at least five times that you were naming your son "Jagermeister" but you would use the bartender's name "Fernando" as his middle name. You were drunk.
I tried to have sex on someone's sisters horse last night
A unicorn in pinstripe pants just got on the J at Dolores stop. It can only be a good night
and it's like......my shirt is off and he's talking about quidditch. why.
According to the arrest report, I shouted "no, YOU put some pants on" at the cop. Downhill from there.
You took off your shirt and pulled out a bottle of cherry uv and a slushee. That's when I knew you came to party
The next morning I found her spread eagle asleep on the living room floor and he was asleep with his head in her crotch. I needed a ride and had to wake them up.
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