singing on the bus should be illegal
huh?
There's a group of like 8 white people in the back of the bus harmonizing to sugar we're going down
Vodka @ 9pm. Library. Nothing can go wrong, I promise.
drunk. just smoked a spliff with a 19yr old hungarian bike taxi driver and bonded over the difficulties of getting weed in a different country. idk y shit like this isnt in the study abroad info packets
Ohhh. Its been awhile. Vending machine hotel condoms are $15 here who can afford to not get herpes?
Tequila me may have very bluntly told him that I wanted to touch his abs.
When did it become appropriate to call your mother the morning after? While still naked in bed? WHEN?!
Just got outta the drunk tank! Happy 21st birthday!
It's always a good night until the penis tattoo makes an appearance
I should be a dude... Walking a goat on a rope is a total chick magnet.
You have amazing self restraint. If there was one thing I could learn from you, that wouldn't be it. I love my life as it is.
This time last year, you were undressing me from my gecko costume and getting freaky in a public bathroom. Tough to top that New Years Eve.
If God invented something better than rough, drunken, lesbian sex he kept that shit to himself.
We walking to the game and some random guy came up to to me and yelled "hey you're the whiskey guy!" And then high fived me then walked away
I still think he’s a fuckboy but he’s nice to me when I’m over.\nLike sets alarms for me in the morning and always makes sure I cum.
man do I wish I knew who this naked guy in my room was...
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