I cockslap morals
I walked in on him cutting a hole in the condom.
Man now I have poo on my blackberry!!!
brownberry?
standing in the yard with no pants on waiting for google maps to come and take a picture.
on the way to work, i saw an empty wine bottle sitting in the middle of an intersection. i thought of you.
i can respect that.
On my way home from Vegas. Just realized my pants are inside out
Obama is so hot when he ends wars.
he told me he was watching a movie and he'd be over later and i asked how long. he said 8 inches give or take. you cease to amaze me with the guys you set me up with.
I'm drunk at a gay bar with my riding crop. God save the queens
Thought about you all night last night, then I fucked the shit out of my boyfriend. Win win for me.
me and him got disney princess makeovers at disneyworld. this is why gay guys make the best friends.
I chased him for half a mile, lost him then somehow ended up at his house. Is that still considered stalking? I WAS drunk.
It has now been 10 days since we last saw Sebastians penis
I just wish the first erections of my life didn't take place at a dentists office but hey whatever I turned out alright
We got stoned and watched Disney movies all night. I think I'm in love.
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