She wanted to watch a Baby Einstein DVD while we fucked. I'm pretty open minded but that felt a little creepy.
worst night to have a conscience
he said no sex till date three. i said the party was one, mcdonalds two and that i would take him with me to buy cigs for date three.
I'll give her a pass for the first one, but after the second threesome, she should have learned her lesson.
I think I might stay on campus instead of going home for thanksgiving and see how many townies I can hook up with and no one will be around to judge
Sometimes one must go to great lengths and make great sacrifices to get drunk. I willingly accept the challenge.
He just gave himself a boner while driving using "the power of his mind"
I wasn't that drunk, I know my limits. When peeing became difficult I stopped taking shots.
They have some sort of agreement that they can sleep with other people if it helps then achieve their goal, or something like that
How awkward
Yeah it's pretty fucked up
I can't sleep. My mind keeps asking "turn down for what?" but it won't accept any of my answers.
Yeah. That's the shitty part. God, I don't want to be a step mom. Sure I'm great with kids, but I just want unlimited sex and not have to worry about making friends with a fucking 7 year old.
I put his pb&j sandwich in my bra and never looked back
He's only giving you free adderall so you can focus on his dick.
I threw up in the shower. I cleaned it all up and there is on mess at all. This hangover has become borderline religous. Powerful and life changing.
And I had on a penis ring on the whole time at dinner. And I ate veal...
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