I just got asked by a man in the alley if i would like to buy 50 dollars of meat for 20 bucks. Its been a weird day.
i hate when i ask a girl what she's being for halloween and the first word isn't "slutty"
tip of the day : never have sex with a full bladder. it WILL lead to complications and a very unhappy partner.
so this was truly a case of the blacked out leading the blacked out.
this is the second time in my life i thought i might need to go to rehab. im including all the mornings that i wake up in dewey beach as "the first time"
just got in my apt...and theres jungle juice here i left from over a month ago..this could be interesting...or deadly
want to meet me after class and possibly get arrested for indecent exposure?
He saw one of my bras on the floor and said "damn you could eat soup out of this"
If a cougar buys you pizza and wants to show you her newly-won house, you have sex with her. It's the law. Just being all the man I can be dude
I just connected with one of your drug dealers on LinkedIn.
Thursday is not a good day to become a felon... It's bingo night
I feel like there's def a learning curve to the sex swing
Just remembered that I got laid thanks to my glow in the dark Batman belt buckle. Need to wear it more often.
Holy shit dude........stairs
First non virgin Sunday. Bursts into flames.
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