You finger a girl once and she thinks she loves you. I'm going back to boys. Lesbians are needy.
i've lived in the woods for so long, as long as its post-op, i don't care.
Come 10 years my vagina won't look like this. I must cherish it
Yeah, the furnace guy just pulled out 4 empty and 1 full beer bottle from the vent. You are no longer allowed over.
You're so wise. You're like my sexual Grandmother Willow.
I'm way to drunk for this play. I'm about to run up on stage and drop the main character
Pissed along side the highway while waving at all the traffic... if thats not a sign of a productive night to come then idk what is
I'm like still hungover from the quinceanera.
They think its so cute and admirable that I learned French. BITCH HAVE YOU NEVER HEARD OF GOOGLE TRANSLATE? sexting foreign bitches, there's an app for that
we just talked about our morning and what we were doing for the day and he handed me the addies and i took $50 out of my bra in front of a bunch of frat guys. so the mornings going really well
I think about him when I masturbate so I guess you could call it love
All I want is a wedding with a dress and a veil and where I can go and my cat can go.
I AM SO HORNY, I AM GOING TO DIE. I NEED SOMEONE TO WISH MY VAGINA A MERRY CHRISTMAS.
I'm getting paid to get fucked up. How much better could this get?
I just masturbated at work... Don't know why but I thought you should know
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