my life trainwreck boards at 9:30
I watched her choke out a bouncer with the broken strap from her purse, I think shes the one.
I think it's a friendship ring and the other part is on his cats collar
I fake pass out to avoid hookups sometimes. Last night I fake slept on my bathroom floor for like 2 hours before the guy left.
Restaurants Roasting People Who Gave Them Negative Yelp Reviews (25 Pics)
Some people say 6pm is too early to get drunk. To them I say this dinner is delicious.
Me and this random chick had a conversation about how to save the world. 2 words: Dance. Battles. I love drunk heart to hearts in bar bathrooms.
The drag queen we did coke with is going to be on Ru Paul's drag race. I feel so proud.
The site I use to study flash cards keeps showing ads for truck companies hiring drivers. It's like the site is saying "hey, we all know there's no hope for you, just give up and Become a truck driver."
just for future reference, lake water is NOT mix for hard stuff. nor is it an adequate substitute.
Woman Posts Harassing DMs From Creep Online, Now He’s Upset Because People Told His Mom
Stumbled across a pregnancy test in my closet. Oh, the freshman year flashbacks..
I do feel like I owe you an apology for trying to fuck your dad last night but in my defense everyone knows I shouldn't drink tequila.
enjoying your night?
do dogs like to salsa?
I dont know if that answers my question or not
Bring shot glasses to the final. Don't ask questions.
I'm sure he likes you too... but your boyfriend is kind of a cockblock
Apologies that our conversations always turn to butt sex or penis size. I thought we out grew that in our 20's.
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