is that paris hilton dressed up as the guy from star trek who hosts reading rainbow
My right nipple has been called many things but never a ghost pig
think what you will about my sexuality, just get the cigarettes
I wish I only lived at night.
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I had a talk with my mom about respecting myself and not acting like a whore so she will rip my nose ring out if she somehow sees that picture
I'm gonna keep this simple. I threw up in your pillow case. Sorry.
You're the 8th person from last night to text me this morning and ask if I'm ok.
I found out why we traded puke covered dresses in the bathroom.
I apologize for getting really drunk, taking off my shirt, bitching someone out, crying, and breaking something at your party next weekend...
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Until then we have the self affirmation from retweets and nights alone with pizza..
We took it as we must go to waffle house or else we will upset the gods.
He straight up just had me drive all the way here and when I got here he was drinking a cup of tea and right after said he needed to go to bed
She got engaged last night. I don't think you should ask her out man.
On another note I am sitting in my bed naked, buzzed, and working on a notecard for my 8:00am test tomorrow. I think I need to make better choices.
Calm down I'm not kidnapping the bartender
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