And that's when I found out that Patrick wasn't in fact down with O.P.P.
Omg. I felt like a crazed animal last night. My lesbian instincts burned a hole in my panties.
If i want her back i know all i have to do is sleep with a specific handful of her closest friends. That method is tried and true.
also karaoke with swedish 7yr old and drunk 50yr old = best idea ever
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All i remember his him yelling yahtzee while pouring beer down her shirt .
Everyone was soo nice and genuine.. Then again it coulda just been the drugs.
Got a snapchat from Megan last night showing you sobbing about a burrito on the floor with Dan in the background trying not to laugh his ass off
Sigh. I'll find the right guy one day.
Prince charming is right around the corner and will be freaky as shit!
I had sex with a boy who lives in a closet, that's like having sex with Harry Potter, right?
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decided to jump from one of the levels of the Westin chicago Nortghwest. it was worth the broken legs.
I didn't even know we were hiding from the cops, I was just playing with the cats. People kept telling me to be quiet the cops are here and I was like DID YOU SEE THIS CAT!?
sitting in the prison waiting room in my boyfriends clothes. looooong story.
If a guy makes a dick joke within 24 hrs of matching am I just setting myself up for disaster if I say yes to a date lol
admittedly, geting that drunk in front of my last two exes wasnt a good idea
probably didn't help that you cheated on them with each other either
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