hahah your definitly as dumb as I think I thought you are. boom roasted.
I just caught myself doing the gator chomp to my tv. I need to get laid.
i think the date started going downhill when i mentioned how many therapists i have
Robbie told me you spent 10 mins discussing the curl in his hair and that you said "with that curl in your hair, you'll go far"
Sometimes one must go to great lengths and make great sacrifices to get drunk. I willingly accept the challenge.
I need to stop drinking and eating and start working out. I look like the lovechild of John Goodman and Jabba the Hutt.
Can I steal her, take her home, and feed her only vodka?
I feel like getting drunk at the airport is sort of a rite of passage into adulthood, but maybe i should reserve that occasion for a flight thats not just 1 hr
to answer your questions bluetooth, 30ft, like a tampon, ask her, her idea, got tired of trying to find her in crowed clubs
I think his dick was bigger than his dog
Its guy fieris flavor town of suffering™
I just paid my school fees like a real adult who doesn't get accidentally drunk on a Tuesday night
He asked me if I've ever had my ass ate and there was no polite way to say yeah your brother's pretty in to that 😂 I went with "no"
I think I just got suckerpunched by a 14-year-old.
The cat's telling me to stop taking acid, and to start doing the lords work. I'm almost 99% sure he's talking about the dark lord.
THIS CAT'S GOING TO TURN INTO A SNAKE AND KILL ME! GET OVER HERE NOW! BRING YOUR WAND.
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