her vagine was all disorganized.
theres a difference between trying to make someone happy and letting them fuck you in the ass
i figure i've seen his cum stains on the floor, i'm allowed to say these things.
Memorial weekend is going to be amazeballs. Jungle juice, drunk guys, and my vagina being stimulated by the vibrations of a 4 wheeler. I mean there is no way that can go wrong.
I was riding her and she yelled "fuck me" then someone in the room next door yelled "you don't have to say it if youre doing it."
You always have that cute deer in the headlights look. Thats what made showing you my penis for the first time so disconcerting.
No, man, we stole the housekeeper's key and we're just going room to room raiding mini fridges. Hurry
Logan has the vodka and snickers. We're making a run for it. Room 302
So, we bought a knight today. Nearly life size. Hes in the garage, so don't be startled.
That commercial was clearly aspirational. I think Arbor Mist would pair nicely with Oscar Meyer
I just picked up a hitchhiker so karma will be on our side this weekend. Hahahahahaha
No.
I don't remember where I was but I remembered that I hated everyone there
I wore Yonce braids out last night and made out with a man and a woman #bowdown is right
Can you hurry up? Jamie just challenged my ex boyfriend to a duel and someone honest to God handed her a sword?
She didn't have her own?
I woke up in a beaver hat and contruction vest.. I need answers.
Dont you look at me in that tone of voice
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