I just realized i haven't had sex in 2009. oh man thats embarrassing.
OMG. Drunk.
I'm so glad you fill me in on these things.
Sorry. Must've been trying to twitter.
her nipple to breast ratio was just odd
I really love her but I don't think I can go the rest of my life without anal.
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he likes ron paul.... that's all i'm going to say....
Dude. My sister is off limits. Touch her again and I'll rip off your dick and force feed it to you.
I accept this challenge.
In your drunken brilliance did you make bagel with what appears to be mac and cheese smeared on top and pink icing dip? Because if so it is sitting on the counter
I left two shots of jager for you guys when you wake up from your death. Do with it as you wish
A DRUNK EMT IS BETTER THAN NO EMT!!!
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Repeat. Dildo on the ceiling, confiscated potato shooter, and bottle of yegger. Repeat. Ceiling dildo and yegger.
This is classic penis vs brain.
I wore wrist and ankle weights while we had sex. Does that count as working out?
We aren't doing Shrooms tonight bc that would be friendship cheating on you
How do you teach a grown ass men how to fuck? Why is good sex so hard to find these days?
i just want a beer and a blow job. is that so much to ask?
and i just want a ring so i can stop faking it. is that?
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