Guess who has two thumbs, loves booze, and just dug half a handle of rumb out of a trash can in a freshmen dorm? This classy gentleman. Good day to you sir!
my mario cart skills improve with alchohol. and i think my real car skills do to but the cop didnt see my logic
How much cunt could a cunt bag punch if a cunt bag could punch cunt?
No one actually likes Tequila. They just accept it as a fact of life. Like hpv.
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Woke up this morning in a randoms bed clutching an airplane ticket. God I hope I'm still in the country
I need to shotgun another beer. Where's the machete?
They invented the twister shot game. You put a shot on each circle, take it when you land on it, and if you fall, they funnel the mat and make you drink it. New best friends.
Nothing like an old fashioned, wine fueled, anxiety-cry in the shower to start off finals week.
It's 6 a.m. ... what the hell.
Chill out, I'm getting ready as fast as I can. I didn't even masturbate in the shower.
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When you get to his house tomorrow, follow your instincts. Find the cat first.
Absolutely. I could drink and smoke that memory away in a matter of years at my current rate.
A group of drunk Marines just serenaded me, never leaving this place
I forgot to pack a bra for work today...you would not believe the extremes i've had to go through in order to keep these nips from my coworkers
I was at the pharmacy picking up my herpes medication and the pharmacist asked if I had any questions about my medicine, looked at the bottle, and laughed. Insult to injury man.
We should just do therapy together, clearly we have all the same issues. It's why we are friends.
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