Hypothetical question: If a guy wanted to watch you fuck me, would you be willing to take a long lunch break on Wednesday?
I can feel the alcohol in my calves
So puking trix and chicken wings is horrible but atleast we got free drinks for taking the trash out at the bar we are really movin up in the world
Guess who won a bet and gets to name it Optimus prime if it's a boy
Nevermind. Totally worth it.
Just wait til you visit, there will be an endless supply of fresh dick for your demand #economics
She called his dick the colossus. I dont give a fuck if shes his wingman, I gotta see this natural wonder
you walked onto the street in the middle of the 10K in your thong. it was a whole new kind of expirience.
He's not replying to my booty call. Like wtf. You have ONE PURPOSE IN LIFE.
So again no comment on the cleavage. I'm a bit disappointed. If those girls come together to make cleavage AND I send you a pic of it, you have to comment on it. That's like relationship 101.
Dude I just saw a beer truck w taps in the side... It's like god heard my prayers and sent me a gift from heaven
I think I'd be more bothered by his cross dressing if I wasn't secretly into women..,
you did that thing you do when youre drunk where you rant about bruce springsteen, start hooking up with someone and then pass out midway through
Did we seriously steal a wet floor sign from McDonald's then get chased down by a homeless man for it? Never drinking again.
I didn't want him to hear me sneaking in. The doggie door was the perfect solution.
I'll keep supplying drugs if you teach me piano.
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