I'm at a work party and I don't know how to drink socially. You know, like slow?
Your brother just successfully got half the bar mostly naked
i forgot i changed ur name in my phone to "the situation" so when u texted me i got really excited for a hot second
i thought we decided on me being "the altercation" instead
they're mlb prospects.. of course i'm gonna bang one of them.
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I'm thankful she wil die Alone. And I'm thankful I slept wiht her cousin. And brother.
I should have but it might be too early in this fuckbuddyship to emasculate him
I know your texting costs money, but I'll pay for it if you consider this. Oversized frozen jello shots. I'll buy everything needed if you approve. Let me know
I'm so in the Halloween spirit, I zombified my all of my nudes on my phone. Tell me this isn't creative.
Hey, is this going to be a real date, or am I just meeting you at a hotel to have sex in the bathroom? Given our history, I think it's a fair question.
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after further investigation i found out he's a little bit married..
The paramedics said she just kept whispering "I just wanted to party"
Was he a virgin!? DID YOU TAKE A GUY'S VIRGINITY ON MY FLOOR!?
My fucking earlobe is bruised what the hell
It's not stalking if you do it on LinkedIn...
Hey! you should come over!
Who is this? The number is saved as "Sexy Awesome"
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