: south campus drug res life name erik. Love, tran
we got a new version of the plan b at the pharmacy now. its called next choice. you would think they would come up with better names for these things.
you were smoking 3 cigarettes at once saying 'cancer isn't real! Its all in your head!'
You know there's only so much I can do with a great personality.
I think the taxi driver just requested me on facebook..... his name was george right?
I would take a bullet for Beyonce's baby
So I went to daintily fall onto my bed like I was in a hotel commercial and I completely missed my matress and landed on my floor. Just thought u should know.
let's make a party pact right now just as precaution for this trip: ill make sure you don't piss yourself if you make sure I don't bang my cousins friends. deal?
Mom looked at me, frowned, and said "it makes me sad to see you drink before noon.." So i told her if she doesn't like it she needs to stop waking me up before noon.
When we left, you were on your third beer. When we came back to grab you, you had a pint glass half full of whiskey and had convinced the band to give you a microphone.
Dude. He almost took three different girls home, all while dressed up as Amy Winehouse. If he goes as Kurt Cobain next weekend, we're screwed.
My only contacts are booty calls or the club hockey team.
You know your Halloween costume is slutty when you have to shave your pubes to wear it.
I’m at that point in my trip where I’m kinda hot, kinda cold and I have to remember to breathe.
lord you gonna make me abandon my soup for tasteful catboy nudes
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