Will you Wikipedia Vin Diesel? Is he gay? It's important...
his fiance had made him a calendar of pictures of her. he asked if he should take it down and i said no. i wanted her to watch.
so id say it was a successful trip...i only got hit on by one cousin...
I kno. She bruised her chin trying to swim thru the hardwood floor.
Well my door is unlocked for you, I'll be in the bathtub drinking a pre-mixed bottle of margarita until I forget the degree to which my life sucks.
So i think i'm going to frame my summons tickets and give them to dad as a christmas present...
After Madison dropped a bottle of full vodka an it shattered on the floor, it was quiet for literally 3 min straight and then drew said "the booze gods have spoken"
idk but i can hear her singing "Call Me Maybe" really slowly and emotionally in the shower right now
Hope I didn't wake u up but I woke up and there is a shirt, boxers, belt and jeans on my balcony, along with a naked guy who claimed to scale the building
She crossed her eyes and threw up into a glass while sitting at the bar. It was fifty shades of sketchy dude.
Is it wrong I want to seduce my ex to prove the point to his current gf he's an ass?
My friends son got stung by a jellyfish over the weekend and we seriously stood there debating on whether or not we should pee on this toddler.
Haha sweet. I'm being the Mad Hatter. I'll be drinking out of a tea cup all night. Or at least until I inevitably lose it, break it, or use it as a weapon.
MY WHOLE FAMLY IS TALKING ABOUT MY BUTT
WAIT I'M COMING I WANT TO TALK ABOUT IT TOO
I got a message the other day that just said “great tits”
A gentleman AND a scholar
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