carls jr on main st. japanese tourist taking a dump in the urinal. reading a japanese newspaper and wearing a full suit.
be there in 3 mins
I just saw Sharon Stone's cootch in high def. I think I'll stay gay.
You're just telling me nice things because you came in my eye.
All I know is I had a penis in one hand a bottle of wine in the other
Just painted my nails at the bar... I may be getting too comfortable here.
we should hire that guy that makes pancakes that we met last weekend for our next party. He can feed us, and regulate!
I wore granny panties last night to ensure I didn't sleep with him. He said they made me seem more mature. I need a new plan
When you and that girl went into the bedroom, you yelled "FOR NARNIA!"
I can't help but look at my sex life and acknowledge that this is not normal behavior.
What type of condoms do you get ? Oh and do you want a slurpee while I'm here
you asked the cab driver if he wanted to meet your parents, last night.
We single women of America need to make America great again by refusing to fuck anyone who supports Trump.
I will be the DD but everyone has to call me Mistress
a victory without nudity is not really a victory
She's got a shotglass necklace, running down the street asking people to "fill her up". Get here.
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