I just got a rly sharp new razor and was shaving down there...
and?
RIP clitoris
his dick is like his red hair, amazing but useless
Just because your phone has a case on it doesn't mean it will survive a 5 story drop out the window.
The guy in the American Flag bikini was telling the women he was disgusted at the amount of alcohol they weren't drinking. Then it got ridiculous.
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They're re-releasing Titanic in 3-D. Can I interest you in a joint venture to create the greatest drinking game of all time? I think yes
Honestly, I've had enough of his asshole to last me the new year.
Please tell me you're talking about his personality.
Seriously what kind of college town is this? Nobody parties during the week or abuses perscription drugs
Fuck you for setting me up with the guy from the Nickelback cover band
Payback for not stopping me from fucking the guy in the wookie costume
Hahahahaha. That's what your stoned ass gets for eating half a bag of processed cheese at 2am.
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My goal for the weekend: procure a blowjob using only stern glances, hand gestures, and crudely-drawn stick figures.
Yeah. Still not happy that my prof saw a picture of my vag.
Being a slave to ur dick is exhausting.
I threw my shoes out of frustration and walked home barefoot... can you help me find my shoes in the morning
Nothing like casual arson to brighten your day
You know that tattoo place next to Dallas? The naked sexy frog on my neck is proof that their "won't tattoo if drunk" sign is bullshit!
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