After last night's events, I googled "how to change your life direction." I found a really helpful ehow.com article.
Life lesson: Don't give a drunk girl a dutch oven after having taco bell. She puked all over my pillow. Funny as hell though.
Just saw someone buying TWO six packs of O'Doul's. WHY ??
Just found out that wake n bake is not one of the 7 habits of highly effective people..
how do i word it so it doesnt sound like im asking him if he has ever been in jail.
idk whats worse playing power hour to yourself, or the fact that you were having fun while doing it
You missed out on a serious adventure. Cops were called. We put a chicken in someones house.
I could really do without pictures of your asses in my inbox. That said, I'm extremely jealous that I wasn't involved.
Hey.. there are 2 people i've never met before spooning in the bathtub. Please elaborate on what went down last night.
she asked me where ive been her entire life and the guy in the room next to us yelled "with other women bitch!"
MY BRAIN IS OSCILLATING. DOES THAT EVEN MAKE SENSE
Why do I think he'd like to keep my hair in a box?
What the hell do you have that is more important than a GIANT WATER SLIDE?
Well, at some point in her life every girl has to decide how much weird she's willing to tolerate for hot tall banker cock
I had a meltdown and you quoted Puddle of Mudd to me
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