That was a long time ago. She needed the money.
she's like the human form of herpes, as soon as you think she's gone for good you have another out break.
What I dont get about To Catch a Predator is who the fuck still uses chat rooms?
I just found 22 drunken videos and 4 naked pictures on my phone. We'll start the bidding at $5
I'm so hungover, I actually considered rolling down the stairs to avoid walking.
Did your dad mention the fact that you asked him for viagra at 2 in the morning?
Woke up this morning on my couch at 6am fully dressed including heels, holding half a corn dog. I called you last night when I was buying the corn dog from a street vendor, I think.
I am in love with you.
It's my diet secret . . . it's like slimfast but I call it cockfast instead.
Prob because you've thrown up alot. As long as its not like pure blood you're fine. Drink water.
this night may include but is not limited to : police encounters, wild animals, stomach pumping, and waking up in a field
Honestly I was sitting in managerial accounting thinking "I really need to get my shit together and stop drinking so much wine." But when you asked I realized... it's wine. It's always a yes.
Haha no we did it on his bed. Then rolled off into the bean bag. It was a strangely athletic performance on my behalf.
I've had your balls on my face a bunch of times so the least you could do is buy a girl some dinner.
I was randomly pulled aside to have my bag checked. It had 50 condoms in it.
My boobs smell like weed again. This happens way too often.
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