we went to a bar last night, drank beer in plastic cups. I took pics w/a random kid i pulled into a photobooth & i have easy mac in my purse. I belong here.
she is graduated, working for the school, and puking in the bathroom of a frat house. she wants brush her hair so she doesnt "look trashy". im in love.
She has 2500 facebook friends. I probably should have used a condom.
Romer got arrested for getting in a bar fight with a bus boy because he was trying to steal a keg, had it all the way to the car
He made me leave when I challenged "all you bitches" to a game of strip taboo.
I was looking threw the photos on my phone. There is 8 different ones of us peeing on things.
I made friends with the delivery guy because he had beautiful dread locks and was a Zelda fan. He texted me after he left saying he wasn't trying to be creepy but we should be friends. We're hanging out tomorrow.
How does this kind of shit happen to you?!
College: when you wake up drunk without pants and wearing a Cosby sweater
I'm currently sitting beside my brother who is taking a bath and feeding him nachos while he covers his genitals. If that's not sibling bonding then I don't know what is
I woke up and sent him a text that said 'I'm sorry forever'
Got really high to see my fist college experience unfold. Too high to find my classroom but I found the McDonald's down the street
I'm starting to think my emotional health is declining because I was watching transformers today and legit almost started crying
I'M IN A SPINNING VORTEX OF SELF-HATRED AND HORNINESS
I wanted to say, you're welcome for your orgasms, thanks for not returning the favor, Needledick
Is it bad that I'm not at all bothered by the fact that to some people I'm simply known as the girl that takes her shirt off?
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