im pretty sure i tried to attack the vending machine last night
lol who won
well im in the hospital right now so u tell me
mike has just informed me of all the things he would put in his pussy if he was a woman. this includes door stops, power drills & g.i. joes.
"and then my dad would be all like 'hey mike, where's the remote?'"
Apple Jack is not a good idea for breakfast. Whiskey can't replace milk.
normally i wouldnt have blown him but he was on dawsons creek.. i love dawsons creek.
btw, do you remember scaling that porch last night?
Why not. Its my b-day, you're in town, I'm in town, bars are in town, and alcohol is in town. I don't see anything not good about those things.
I'm not drinking cause I'm like 4 vodkas away from a boom box and Peter Gabriel.
I'm not drinking with you for AT LEAST a day
our jesse-walt dynamic is actualy really perfect because i want to start a small time drug empire and you want to get high a lot its very accurate
You only have to pretend to care about soccer until July. HE'S PRETTY DONT RUIN THIS.
May the power of my ass compel you!!
Smoked a blunt with my dad then introduced him to cinnabon delights. Today was a good day.
i put frozen meatballs in my drink thinking they were ice cubes and I'm vegetarian wtf
I would wear his ballsack as a hat if he asked me to
The fact our science teacher from high school was buying us drinks and hitting on me doesn't matter.
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