:( I'm sorry!!!
sexual favors sorry?
absolutely not
So tell me more about the cum that came out of your nose
Is he smart?
Why would i know that. That would deal with the top half of his body. I only deal with the bottom half.
I'm in new territory... I've never had to convince a guy to let me give him head as an apology.
I got Green Bay stickers to put on my nipples. This way when I flash it will look like I did it out of spirit as opposed to drunkenness
I told him I had AIDS after he bit me. His dad cried. I think I just ruined the little guy's 3rd birthday, but he had in coming.
Neighbor who got arrested at 3am just said he'd split the $ with me if I testify as the witness in his police brutality trial. He was also holding a baby and a case of beer.
FONT CPME TO THE TRUK. I REPATE SONT COME TO THE TRUCK WERE GETTON FRAEKY
If they weren't representing Obama and the White House, they definitely would've punched me in the face.
You left wolverine marks
I'm somewhere between sorry and proud
All I vaguely remember from last night is getting up on that nice mahogany table and debating about squirrel's rights
This morning i put band aids over my nipples bc i was too lazy to put on a bra. Think I've reached a new low.
You declared that afternoon sex will be referred to as "wet naps" from now on
Why is it pressure? I want to see your cute face and possibly sit on it. You make it like its a bad thing.
By the way, you're like fucking spiderman. I've never seen someone climb out of a car window that fast and eloquently.
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