Just applied online. Cant stop hiccupping. May be drunk. Hope they liked my smiley faces.
Pooping in your heated bathroom to the sound of rain and instrumental guitar might be the greatest experience ever.
Nobody is wearing shirts anymore. What is happening.
The tent wall coming unstaked in the wind and hitting me in the face really sobered me up
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Judging by the hole in the wall by the door, the mis-matched shoes by the door, and the door hanging off one hinge... i'd say he's on the loose.
Just a heads up, i'm sleeping in te back seat of your car so don't be freaked out when you see me in the A.M.
Never visiting again. You guys drink like immortals
When I was with you my penis felt like a fat woman crammed into a pair of lulu lemons
S.O.S. he's talking about horses and breast feeding.
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So it's national ass day?! I love October. No bra last Saturday and now ass day. This is my month. God is dedicating this October to me!
I wanna go back to school and change my major to psych just to make a case study out of her
the texts you sent will act as the rosetta stone for all drunk people
If it makes you feel any better they literally are drinking alcohol out of a toilet. They are serving drinks out of a nasty ass toilet...!
I am so sorry. Not sure for what, but whatever I did last night probably merits an apology, so I'm covering my bases.
I made a separate snapchat account so I could swap nudes with a guy from omegle.
Why do all of your bad decisions sound like fucked up mad libs?
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