thx for the lesson on dirrty dancing
We're watching an ocean show on Discovery Channel and drinking every time they say "dolphins." PS. Seals kill birds. Tell all your friends.
maybe touching the ground while going 70 wasn't such a great idea after all..
woke up 7 floors down in the lobby...i my underwear. New high or new low?
New experience?
i take joy in having bigger boobs than others
why does he think he needs to feed/take me out to get some ass? we are at a bar wasting my fucking time
every time i recognize a doctor or patient at the hospital on this rotation, i just pray it's not from my blackout saturday makeout slut moments...professionalism shouldn't count on weekends
Oh god I think I promised some guy from high school that I'd be his fuck buddy in like 3 months
I swear my vagina formed calluses just to deal with how big he is
I got a message from the hook up gods today that it's time to move on. It came in the form of me being shoved in a closet naked and stuck in there for 30 min well he watched boy meets world with his brother.
We're getting paid a considerable amount of money to send each other pictures of our dicks...
Funny how I'm trusting a magic 8 ball I found in the kids toy section to tell me about my sex life
Who are you to come into MY house and tell me when I can or cannot take my pants off?
At dinner her sister yelled "he fucked me AND mom!! Up your standards hoe!!" Safe to say I ruined that family
Eh, my puke tasted like lemonade, so not too bad
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