watching jon and kate + 8 right now is like watching my parents split up
legit been throwing up since 7am. told my parents the two bowls of puke in my dorm were soup
Just watched my manager erase "we've been 2 days wo an accident" and change it to "0" these ppl are too high.
Just saw the hottest 4 garbage men ever. They should make a calendar
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my mom just told me its unladylike to have toothpaste stains on my clothes all the time.. if she only knew.
they ran out of ice so they are using frozen shrimp in their drinks
Saddest moment ever is discovering when your cat no longer wants to get high with you.
This is the first time I have ever hoped it's poison ivy on my cock
Don't do anything you wouldn't want to explain to paramedics
But that's half the fun of it
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I look like a zombie and smell like a stripper. Its gonna be a good day.
Well, now that you have a gf, its gonna be awkward when I get drunk and make out with you..... Then later, pretend like I don't remember.
literally just blacked in. Im watching what to expect when your expecting, eating pretzels and peanut butter, and I have someone's underwear around my neck.
She invited me to Bikini Yoga with her friends. Sounds promising.
HAM AND WEED HAM AND WEED HAM AND WEED HAM AND WEED HAM AND WEED HAM AND WEED HAM AND WEED
I want you to remember that you started masturbating in front of a car full of people. That drunk.
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