the #6 from wendy's when stoned is definitely better than sex. i dont care what anyone says.
Make me a promise>>> if you ever see the brats from that tv show NYC Prep walking around, you will trip them, and you wil throw drinks on them
did you mean anything you said last night? i just wnna know
no
It's happening again. I feel like I'm under water and my heart beat matches "Teenage Wasteland"
there was a fucking fire juggler. but it was ok bc i was in the kiddie pool and it was the safe zone
Just saying goodbye until I figure this whole "warrant out for my arrest" thing
I'm doing homework tonight but if you end up going out drinking I would like one courtesy peer pressure text.
What are you wearing tonight?
The colors of the winddddddd
Just made a jeopardy bj game. Every question has 10-50 seconds on it and if he's right that's how many he gets.
He's German, so by default he gets to fuck me.
I feel like she is getting all kinds of bacterial exposure that may otherwise have been avoided had she been wearing pants
I just almost caught my floor on fire, then decided I could put it out with my knuckles! So I'm doing good!
Be quiet or buzz aldrin will come beat you up with science
i may have just googled 'is philly rioting right now'
Lucky bitch I'm at work covered in Jeff pee. And my hair smells like beer because I was trying to prove a point about PBR serving multiple purposes.
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