There's a girl n class drinking wine out of a taco bell cup. I can smell it.. it's totally reisling. JEALOUS.
my underwear are soaked with white zifandel yet i have continued to wear them despite the fact im at home
college "breaks" should be renamed "reminder why you left your hell hole of a life in the first place"
Pre-order weed for 4/20 and i'll give you a discount.
This girl is drinking wine and watching grey's anatomy in the library during finals week. I hate comm majors.
I'd like to come home and be able to sleep in a bed that's not filled with crumbs from you getting too high and passing out while eating. This is seriously getting ridiculous.
My dinner last night was 3000 calories of beer. Slept kneeling on the floor w/ my head on a couch
I was on my way at Dorito Smoothie
Hold on there are flying pancakes I can't handle this right now
I was very proud of myself that day. I had an awesome time. I don't care if I negatively impacted others.
He kept telling me that something was trying to enter this dimension from another universe through his spine...
I dont have any paper so I'm writing class notes on my first response direction pregnancy paper. Judging eyes are all around.
He's sending me pics of Yellowstone scenery...the only thing I can think is "I would have sex next to that waterfall"
THEN YOU WILL NOT GET TO SEE MY TITS TONIGHT OR IN THE NEAR FUTURE YOU HEARTLESS BASTARD
All of my friends are talking about changing their lives because they have an alcohol addiction and I'm over here reminding my boss that it's national beer day.
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