glad you had fun, i did too. am rubbing aloe on my butt now.
she was wearing a cheetah print one-piece and i slept with her anyway. big mistake.
mustard is like jesus in yellow tights
No, we're smoking outside. We're hot boxing the world.
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I'm going to an arts college, I live next to the frat houses, and my room number is 420. god has plans for me and I couldn't be happier.
That explains waking up with one hand in the toilet and the other in the trash can
I'm also annoyed at my horoscope for not warning me of my perils
His apartment number was 69. I had to.
Around noon tomorrow come looking for me. I'll be on Mill wearing whatever clothes I haven't lost yet. DO NOT REPLY. DO NOT ASK QUESTIONS. JUST DO IT.
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She suggested that I come visit her in Europe and hook up with the heteroflexible Korean who sits next to her in class. Polylove is the best love.
Well, I've taken the art of car peeing to new heights
Oh you know same old same old. just eating pizza after faking extreme night terrors to get a one night stand to leave my apartment
My dick pics could make it to the popular page on Instagram.
The thing about pooping in the woods during hunting season is you never know if someone's watching you.
Why do pants feel so unnatural once you enter your own house
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