i was like the pretty and slutty 8th grade girl who goes to a party, gets wasted, and ends up having sex with a senoir
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alcohol + bed + penis = sex
She is my favorite of all the girls you have fucked. Other than me.
He jizzed my face. I had to ask for a washcloth. He ran his underwear under the water and handed them to me. Not so romantic.
Just saw an Asian kid crash into the bike rack with his bike. I love sitting outside the engineering building.
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She's singing So Happy Together to her burrito, I want to be on her level.
you sat up and said "i'm the worst kind of roommate, the drunk kind"
She has a facebook friends list called oops. theres 33 people in it. she said its all the guys she regrets fucking.
I'm pretty sure we got the cab driver deported
the thing I didn't realize I would miss about college is that at home you can't just dismiss your sex bruises as drunk accidents
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I took in his dog. My exboyfriend still calls me for 2 things, blow jobs and animal rescue. I need to end this cycle
There two guys dressed as FEMA workers with jump-suits that say "Post-Disaster Breast Examination Division"
Seriously I am not buying you condoms anymore. You're 22, if you aren't woman enough to buy them yourself then you don't deserve orgasms. Grow some tits.
We just banged and he's microwaving shrimp noodles and I'm eating tostitos alone in the dark this is why our relationship works
Honestly I really just want to do you in the mail truck. Thought about it a lot today
He went down on me while i ate a whole 7/11 pizza. New level unlocked
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