My birthing hips are way to big to be around all these juveniles.
this is two weekends in a row I've been the pantsless girl at the party. I love my social life.
All I remember is running out of the bathroom with one shoe on and the other in my hand. Pretty sure I was yelling as well.
He has horses apparently. I wonder if we could fuck while riding a horse or if that's too dangerous.
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I wouldn't blame my organs if they just decided to quit working after this weekend
I started rolling down the window so he pulled into a gas station and i puked all over the side of the car while some dude stared at me. I waved and we drove away
I am disappointed by everyone's lack of ability to dance on a stripper pole:(
I dont know it just seems wrong to fuck her on my exes back porch
Her ass is the reason I still believe in a higher power
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! asked the random counter guy from 7/11 for Percocet. he immediately called his hookup
I've never been so excited to have my ass in so much pain.
He was super adorable, like I wanna pinch his cheeks while I fuck him...
holy shit I was not prepared for her to whip out that dildo
I'm getting 800 nuggets from McDonald's
Nothing says Happy Thanksgiving like running into your ex boyfriend at the liquor store at 3 in the afternoon.
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