So after THIS dui, I've decided to stop driving. Not drinking, just quit driving.
ok, his religious views on facebook are madonna lyrics. we no longer have to wonder about his sexuality.
Acid is not a monday night drug
Is it weird that I found myself thinking of that blue chick from Avatar while she gave me head after the movie?
he has been on a 2 week bender, has been homeless for a week and a half, and leaves for madagascar in 2 days. Do we worry or is that normal?
I found out what happened to that girls weave last night. It was draped over a bush in my backyard.
How can someone be so bad at fingering? It's such a simple concept
You're worse than that girl who made out with her cousin at that party
That was you...
Def just threw up beer then brushed my teeth with some randos toothpaste now back to drinkin beer
Well, maybe we can talk about it over a drink and some crushed up vicodin.
Every time you mention the threesome around him I will high five you. Do what you will with this information.
LIKE ALL I WANT TO CURE MY HANGOVER IS PORKROLL AND LIKE 85% OF THIS COUNTRY DOESN'T KNOW WHAT IT IS
I made soup. Now I'm having post soup making wine. I had pre soup making wine also.
How can i make it up 2 u?
DREW I AM SMOKING POT AND FUCKING. WE CANNOT DISCUSS THIS AT THIS PARTICULAR JUNCTURE.
Actually I really wish that I was drinking so I could ask him for breakup sex and then later blame it on my alcoholic tendencies. Maybe tomorrow instead.
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