I haven't seen Daniella all day...are you sure she was safe going home with that guy?
oh don't worry! i asked him if he was a rapist. he said no
He said if I blew him first he'd last longer....if 3 minutes is lasting longer, I'm not sure the bj was worth it
what made you think it was a good idea to trust the girl that hides tequila in her backpack?
i just saw someone i know on True Life. i need new friends.
he conducted the entire waffle house into singing the song Oklahoma. He was wasted.
it was like watching bambi learning to walk, if bambi was 22 and a high functioning alcoholic.
Don't do anything you wouldn't want to explain to paramedics
But that's half the fun of it
my liver gets a handicap on account of the whole being diseased thing
I like the odds of his and my children being professional athletes too. To support me in my old age, see I do think about the future.
I said I usually like going out for coffee before torturing someone's genitals. He said he understood.
I put ketchup in a girls hair last night. I need a sorry balloon
Sorry you felt insulted last night let me rub your butt in remorse
I don't want my liquor store dad to judge me...
Mom is so high she had to turn off the ceiling fan because it was going too fast and it freaked her out.
sarahs drunk and is drawing dinosaurs all over the apartment. should i stop her?
whats she drawing them with?
eyeliner
no that's ok
Randomize
