when I scratched it gently some sort of watery looking stuff came out...so then I just stopped thinknig about it.
puked in the new hous. now it's officially home.
craigslist faux pas number 857, just got head in a disability bus.
i ditched last period to have sex with him. i had to change into my skank clothes in the church parking lot. little kids were on the swings.
nothing about this is right.
She's like the pied piper of lesbians.
so jimmy johns showed up at our party last night. our house is sponsored now. living the dream.
just got booed by the entire restaurant.
i climbed out of the bath tub this morning and found him taped to the treadmill
I am playing a little game I like to call "How Quickly Can I Infuse This Vodka Into My Bloodstream Without the Use of an IV"
Remember when you fed me goldfish while I was -inside- of someone?
This late night dumpster diving sesh is making my quads cramp up
I vaguely remember ordering a water at some point last night. It's good to know drunk me can still be responsible.
Fun fact: You might be drunk if your vision is so blurry that you almost ask "do you know where my glasses are?" while you're wearing them.
These girls next to us are doing shots called bath salts. Sadly this is the classiest bar I've been to since i moved to PA
I deleted your number after I found out you gave my brother head for drugs.
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